Mr. BojangLes

His name is Mr. BojangLes
A rare breed - looks good from every angLe
Kinked hair, eyes dark brown.
Face is bright and never sports a frown.
Always keeps himseLf fresh and clean.
ShouLd be on the cover of GQ magazine.
He can out fLex Arnold Swartz,
Even though he doesn't pLay any sports.
That's Mr. BojangLes, he has the key
Winning smiLe, a matching personaLity!

BoOoTyLiCiOuS

They caLL her "BootyLicious"
That is cuz her back side looks deLicious
It appears to be a yummy treat..
Like candied appLes, nice and sweet!
Some men stop and stare,
Can see them picturing her in underwear
They are in love with her physique
Even want to get her between the bed sheets
They whistLe in her direction
So "BootyLicious" decides to teach them a lesson
She turned around and gave em a wink
"Later feLLas," she said without a bLink
Cuz "bootyLicious" got a fat ass
And she knows how to carry it around...with cLass O:)

Garden Gnome

Gnome, gnome, littLe gnome
sitting in the garden, of my home
With his red hat pointing high in the sky
Game face on, as if he wants to cry
Cry littLe gnome, shed a tear
Cuz that's the onLy way to get over the fear
Of being aLone, no one to stay cLose
Not even to hear a singLe boast
So littLe one fLy high
Don't let a souL pass you by..
Stay confident and strong
And you wiLL reaLize that you beLong
Right where you are, littLe gnome,
In the garden, of my home.

Life's A Beach

Life's a beach and I'm pLaying in the sand
I can't wait to see you and hoLd your hand
Come cLoser to me so I can give you a squeeze
Please suga I'm down on my knees!

I want to stay here and lay down in the sand
I don't even want to hoLd your hand
You just want to trick me with your sweet kissin
But after that you wiLL sureLy be dissin

I promise I won't, I wiLL be good
I even wiLL treat you like I shouLd
Just come meet with me lets taLk
We can even take a quick waLk

Together once again
Down at the beach
StiLL feeLs compLeteLy out of reach
It's not the same how it used to be
We had that great summer baby
It's over now, the run was grand
Life's a beach - I'm not done pLaying in the sand

Dance

aLL I want to do is dance,

Dance, prance, feeLs like there's ants in my pants..

Burning, yearning I can't stop this dream

I just LOVE to dance, to the extreme

The music is fast, the lights down low

I just want to stay and never leave this show

My heart bLeeds music that is for sure

C'mon lets stay and listen to more

DiddLes is spinnin the music is great

I def going home so very late!!! 3:P

pasta pouch - GO iTALiA!

Got me a littLe pasta pouch
Underneath my tiny bLouse
Whole wheat pasta - Mac & Cheese
"Yes, yes I would like some pLease!"
Just a bit I don't want to be stuffed
Like a piLLow - all in a fLuff
No more pasta in my tummy
Oh boy, that was so yummy.
HeaLthy food makes me smiLe
I think I wiLL wait a short whiLe...
Onto the pasta pouch, I stiLL see,
WHO CARES, when you're from ITALY :)

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