Have to say it's everywhere
All around I cannot flee
Don't have to stand so close to me
Oders so strong makes me sick
Only you could use this trick
Better shower for a whole week
Instead of smelling like a toilet seat
Everybody clog your nose!
Smells like sweaty gym clothes
Quite the swamp, musty and old
Underwear brown, so I've been told
All you got to do is....
Dance? Not when you have a turd in your pants!